Tweets I Would Tweet If I Still Had a Twitter Account: #1

(Oh) Henry

Ten Things You Shouldn’t Say To Your Pregnant Wife Who is Full Term and Could Go Into Labor Any Minute

Fudged Resume in a Difficult Economy

On Second Thought, I Think I’ll Just Hang Out Here a Little Longer

Maggie Simpson in “The Longest Daycare”

One Little Monkey Jumping on the Bed

The Demon in the Freezer: Brief Book Reviews

Movember Misspeak

Scene from an Awkward Christmas Dinner at Buss Family Household

Exclusive Video of President Barack Obama After Winning in Ohio, Elected to Second Term

I Love You So Much, I’m Eating Sardines

Bruce Springsteen Setlist

Bruce Springsteen in Charlottesville and I’m There, Oh Yeah

Review of Robopocalypse by Daniel H. Wilson

The Sound of His Voice, Mumbled and Deep

Sweet Potato Pancakes at 7 AM

Craig Lancaster vs. Jonathan Evison

How to Enable Enhanced Rich Text Editor in SharePoint Announcements

I Don’t Want To Be a Writer Anymore: Part III

Chuck Norris Has Officially Lost His Shit

Something You Pass Around

Author Magazine interviews Jess Walter, author of Beautiful Ruins, Financial Lives of the Poets, The Zero et al

August 28, 1963: I Have a Dream by Martin Luther King, Jr.