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Chuck Norris Has Officially Lost His Shit

Broadcast from his apocalypse proof karate bunker (with self-sustained foliage), Chuck Norris warns of 1,000 years of darkness if Barack Obama is re-elected and/or if you do not order the new Total Gym for the low, low price of $1,995 in gold bullion.

By Jeffrey Pillow

Jeffrey Pillow is an American short story writer, memoirist, and poet. He is the author of The Lady Next Door. His writing has been published in Urge Magazine, The Nervous Breakdown, 16 Blocks, USA Today, Sports Illustrated, TheBody.com, New York Times, Washington Post, and Richmond Times-Dispatch.

He grew up in the small town of Phenix, Virginia, population: 200, and now lives in Charlottesville with his wife, two kids, and a dog named Mozzarella Cheese. He is a graduate of the University of Virginia where he was a Rainey Scholar. This is his blog.

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