I Left My Heart at the Vet’s Office Yesterday

The Purpose and Placement of a Desk

The Teeth on Aluminum Foil Rolls Are 100% Unnecessary

My Neighbor Bought a New Electric Leaf Blower and Is Currently Terrorizing the Leaves in His Yard As I Type This

A Friendly Reminder to Parents of Our Single Most Important Responsibility on the Day after Halloween

An Honestly Funny Story About the First Time I Ever Voted In a Presidential Election

Don’t Follow the Leader

Create a Smarter, More Personalized Smartphone with iPhone’s Smart Stack Feature

43 Lessons I’ve Learned In My Anxiety-Filled Yet Otherwise Ordinary 43 Years of Existence

A Thomas Thwaites Reference

I’m the Volume In Your F—ked Up Teenage Band

Punk Rock Lullabies

Blog More, Hesitate Less

My Brain Isn’t Working

Me and the Dog at 2:30 AM

The Art of Being the Worst Texter in the World

The New Tenant: A Short Story

Punk Rock Flashback: Vol. 1

Old Running Shoes

A Change of Direction

My Unwavering Love for the Blue Hyperlink

The Lone Reader

My Arthritic Knee: An Ode

A Funny Story to Start Your Morning