Post vs. Post + Email

I Wish My Car Had a Cassette Player

I Am the Cardinal and I Will Not Drop In Until Everyone’s Gone

The Wildlife of Spring in Early Summer

The Deflated Volleyball

If You Give a Squirrel a Cookie

Reading The Big Lebowski Screenplay

The Visitor Counter

My Daily Writing Routine Is Out of Sync

The Last Life Hack You Will Ever Need

RIP Coconut

I Once Ran Out of Gas Fifty Feet From My House

Writing vs Written

My Hidden Talent Is Spilling Coffee and Tea. What’s Yours?

Where Do You Come Up With Ideas To Write About?

The Text Messages My Mom Sends Me Could Be Its Own Netflix Comedy Special

Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool

Jeremiah, an Opossum, and a Litter of Kittens

Daddy Ate My Pop-Tarts

Easily Digestible Bits of My Brain on the Daily

Age Is Just a Number — That Keeps Going Up


Her Name Was Daisy and Her Laugh Was Her Smile

My Mom Once Tried to Levitate in Our Backyard, an April Fools’ Day Story