Dear kids,
Stop calling my shorts
“A bathing suit.”
As I have stated on numerous occasions
These are hybrid shorts
Meaning:
I can wade through a river
Then, following a quick dry
Due to their fast-drying material,
Wear my hybrid shorts
Out for a night on the town.
Granted, everything is closed
But you get the point.
And the point is:
Stop calling my shorts
A bathing suit.
They are dual-purpose.
And yeah, sure, they do have a drawstring
And are camo, but hey, whatever.
I do what I want.