The Last Life Hack You Will Ever Need

RIP Coconut

I Once Ran Out of Gas Fifty Feet From My House

Writing vs Written

My Hidden Talent Is Spilling Coffee and Tea. What’s Yours?

Where Do You Come Up With Ideas To Write About?

The Text Messages My Mom Sends Me Could Be Its Own Netflix Comedy Special

Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool

Jeremiah, an Opossum, and a Litter of Kittens

Daddy Ate My Pop-Tarts

Easily Digestible Bits of My Brain on the Daily

Age Is Just a Number — That Keeps Going Up

Noodle

Her Name Was Daisy and Her Laugh Was Her Smile

My Mom Once Tried to Levitate in Our Backyard, an April Fools’ Day Story

In Which I Reluctantly Put a Spoonful of Sour Cream in My Soup

Self, Meet No-Self

Slammed Fingers, South Boston Speedway, and Straw Hats

An Ode to My Toenails and Their Respective Role in the UVA Men’s Basketball Championship Run of 2019

I’ll Let You Drive the Golf Cart

Game. Set. Match

A Love Story for Valentine’s Day

The Eye Test of Middle Age

Even an Old Dog Can Loon New Tricks