February 16, 2012
by Jeffrey Pillow
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Words that begin with “in-” that the New York press can use to describe Jeremy Lin’s game

Tired of the same old nouns, verbs, and adjectives being used to describe Jeremy Lin’s game — like “Linsanity” and “Lincredible”? I recommend the following to spice things up a bit, to bring a little originality and a little more … Continue reading

February 4, 2012
by Jeffrey Pillow
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Chris Mullin Hairstyles That Never Were – The Rick James

Imagine if Chris Mullin ditched the flat top hairstyle and went super freak, super freaky id est Rick James. Alternate names for this hairstyle include but are not limited to: The Janet Jackson The Poetic Justice The Lil Bow Wow … Continue reading

David Robinson Spotted at 3:23

January 24, 2012 by Jeffrey Pillow | 3 Comments


Former San Antonio Spurs great David Robinson has been spotted getting his dance on (3:23). The retro 80s box top cannot be mistaken for anyone else’s but The Admiral’s. Robinson finished his career with averages of 21.1 ppg, 3.1 bpg, and 11.0 rpg. Accolades include:

  • 1986-87 Naismith Men’s College Player of the Year
  • 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship
  • 1989-90 NBA Rookie of the Year
  • 1991-92 NBA Defensive Player of the Year
  • The Hakeem Olajuwon 1994-95 NBA MVP

 

January 21, 2012
by Jeffrey Pillow
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In Search of the Man Chair; or, Was that Billy Corgan?

THE VOICE WAS UNMISTAKABLE. Sharp and high-pitched as it pushed its way from the ceiling down to the floor. I listened more attentively trying to peg the voice. Then it hit me. “Is that that Billy Corgan?” I asked my … Continue reading