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Words that begin with “in-” that the New York press can use to describe Jeremy Lin’s game

Tired of the same old nouns, verbs, and adjectives being used to describe Jeremy Lin’s game — like “Linsanity” and “Lincredible”? I recommend the following to spice things up a bit, to bring a little originality and a little more of the vast English language into the discussion.

lin·du·bi·ta·ble

[lin-doo-bi-tuh-buhl, -dyoo-]

adjective

that cannot be doubted; patently evident or certain; unquestionable.

lin·ef·fa·ble

[lin-ef-uh-buhl]

adjective

  1. incapable of being expressed or described in words; inexpressible: ineffable joy.
  2. not to be spoken because of its sacredness; unutterable: the ineffable name of the deity.

lin·ex·plain·a·ble

[lin-ik-spley-nuh-buhl] Show IPA

adjective

not explainable; incapable of being explained; inexplicable.

lin·fal·li·ble

[lin-fal-uh-buhl] Show IPA

adjective

  1. absolutely trustworthy or sure: an infallible rule.
  2. unfailing in effectiveness or operation; certain: an infallible remedy.

lin·vest·i·ble

[lin-ves-tuh-buhl] Show IPA

adjective

  1. that can be invested.

noun

2.  an object suitable as an investment, as a rare coin.

Special thanks goes out to Webster’s, dictionary.com, and the early Germanic tribes from the continent of Britain in the fifth century A.D. for words that begin with “in-” in the English language.

Derrick Rose’s Favorite Movie is The Notebook

And Carlos Boozer still lives with his mom…

Chris Mullin Hairstyles That Never Were – The Rick James

Chris Mullin Hairstyles That Never Were - The Rick James

Imagine if Chris Mullin ditched the flat top hairstyle and went super freak, super freaky id est Rick James. Alternate names for this hairstyle include but are not limited to:

  • The Janet Jackson
  • The Poetic Justice
  • The Lil Bow Wow

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David Robinson Spotted at 3:23


Former San Antonio Spurs great David Robinson has been spotted getting his dance on (3:23). The retro 80s box top cannot be mistaken for anyone else’s but The Admiral’s. Robinson finished his career with averages of 21.1 ppg, 3.1 bpg, and 11.0 rpg. Accolades include:

  • 1986-87 Naismith Men’s College Player of the Year
  • 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship
  • 1989-90 NBA Rookie of the Year
  • 1991-92 NBA Defensive Player of the Year
  • The Hakeem Olajuwon 1994-95 NBA MVP

 

In Search of the Man Chair; or, Was that Billy Corgan?

THE VOICE WAS UNMISTAKABLE. Sharp and high-pitched as it pushed its way from the ceiling down to the floor. I listened more attentively trying to peg the voice. Then it hit me.

“Is that that Billy Corgan?” I asked my wife.  We were walking into a popular clothing store. Continue reading

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