Five ways I’m becoming more like my dad every single day of my waking life

Blowing cigarette smoke in my dad’s ear at his request

As an American, I don’t know much about British humor but I’ve been binge-watching Brassic lately

Cracker Barrel Is Changing Its Logo? Whoops, Never Mind.

“There’s Nothing to Eat”

Not My Beloved Em Dash — Or: Don’t Be an AI Hypocrite

Nose Hair, Gray Hair: A One-Act Play

As a Tall Man, I Hate Shopping for New Clothes

Why the Movie My Girl Is Prohibited from Family Movie Night In Our House

An Unexpected Charley Horse In a Most Unexpected Place

A Concerned Father Inadvertently Opens the Gates of Hell By Purchasing His Daughter Her First Smartphone

Are Advice Columns a Crock of You Know What?

Someone Is Going To Be a Jerk Today

The Teeth on Aluminum Foil Rolls Are 100% Unnecessary

A Friendly Reminder to Parents of Our Single Most Important Responsibility on the Day after Halloween

An Honestly Funny Story About the First Time I Ever Voted In a Presidential Election

43 Lessons I’ve Learned In My Anxiety-Filled Yet Otherwise Ordinary 43 Years of Existence

A Thomas Thwaites Reference

Me and the Dog at 2:30 AM

The Art of Being the Worst Texter in the World

My Arthritic Knee: An Ode

A Funny Story to Start Your Morning

The Deflated Volleyball

The Last Life Hack You Will Ever Need