The dog and the squirrel

Down and out with the flu

If you’re looking for Elf on the Shelf hiding places, I’m all out of ideas

Five ways I’m becoming more like my dad every single day of my waking life

Blowing cigarette smoke in my dad’s ear at his request

As an American, I don’t know much about British humor but I’ve been binge-watching Brassic lately

Cracker Barrel Is Changing Its Logo? Whoops, Never Mind.

“There’s Nothing to Eat”

Not My Beloved Em Dash — Or: Don’t Be an AI Hypocrite

Nose Hair, Gray Hair: A One-Act Play

As a Tall Man, I Hate Shopping for New Clothes

Why the Movie My Girl Is Prohibited from Family Movie Night In Our House

An Unexpected Charley Horse In a Most Unexpected Place

A Concerned Father Inadvertently Opens the Gates of Hell By Purchasing His Daughter Her First Smartphone

Are Advice Columns a Crock of You Know What?

Someone Is Going To Be a Jerk Today

The Teeth on Aluminum Foil Rolls Are 100% Unnecessary

A Friendly Reminder to Parents of Our Single Most Important Responsibility on the Day after Halloween

An Honestly Funny Story About the First Time I Ever Voted In a Presidential Election

43 Lessons I’ve Learned In My Anxiety-Filled Yet Otherwise Ordinary 43 Years of Existence

A Thomas Thwaites Reference

Me and the Dog at 2:30 AM

The Art of Being the Worst Texter in the World

My Arthritic Knee: An Ode