The frog and the fish

Before it is lost

Nothing turns my wife on more than when I’m holding one of these in my hand

The birds are still asleep

Lovesick for you

No, I wasn’t hacked

I saved a chickadee’s life

South Boston Speedway, 1988

You can’t be stuck in your own head when you run

Godwin’s

What the world sounds like when you wake at 5 a.m.

To hell and back with a cigarette break in between

Stowaway On a Cloud

Ants Like Cattle at a Trough

The Catbird

If I abruptly go silent while on a conference call at work

Tin Whistle

A Curious Wind

The Water Sure Is Cold. Deep, Too.

A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Words

Panic Attacks Suck (Alternate Title: The Exploding Tell-Tale Heart)

The Seizure

The First Phone Call

Stephen King comes to Phenix, Virginia