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Nothing turns my wife on more than when I’m holding one of these in my hand

Vacuum. Drawing by Jeffrey Pillow. Nothing turns my wife on more than when I’m holding one of these in my hand.

What were you expecting, weirdo?

“Vacuum.” Drawing by Jeffrey Pillow. Nothing turns my wife on more than when I’m holding one of these in my hand. Upstairs, downstairs . . . doesn’t matter.

By Jeffrey Pillow

Jeffrey Pillow is an American short story writer, memoirist, and poet. He is the author of The Lady Next Door. His writing has been published in Urge Magazine, The Nervous Breakdown, 16 Blocks, USA Today, Sports Illustrated, TheBody.com, New York Times, Washington Post, and Richmond Times-Dispatch.

He grew up in the small town of Phenix, Virginia, population: 200, and now lives in Charlottesville with his wife, two kids, and a dog named Mozzarella Cheese. He is a graduate of the University of Virginia where he was a Rainey Scholar. This is his blog.

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