The secret to a long and happy marriage

Starring Seth Rogen

The truth is
when I accidentally
fall asleep
on the couch
while watching
Pineapple Express
starring Seth Rogen
and James Franco 

My sleep
for the night
is far more sound
than had I gone
upstairs to bed
when my wife did. 

She concurs
and we have
agreed that this
may be the
secret to a long
and happy marriage.

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By Jeffrey Pillow

Jeffrey Pillow is an American short story writer, memoirist, and poet. He is the author of The Lady Next Door. His writing has been published in Urge Magazine, The Nervous Breakdown, 16 Blocks, USA Today, Sports Illustrated, TheBody.com, New York Times, Washington Post, and Richmond Times-Dispatch.

He grew up in the small town of Phenix, Virginia, population: 200, and now lives in Charlottesville with his wife, two kids, and a dog named Mozzarella Cheese. He is a graduate of the University of Virginia where he was a Rainey Scholar. This is his blog.