Even an Old Dog Can Loon New Tricks

This Is How I Know My Wife Is a Better Person Than I Am

This Seated Chair Workout Is Kicking My Butt Sideways

The Next Time You See Me I’m Going to be Totally Ripped — Maybe

Why Do We Make Running Essays So Dang Boring?

How I Got Out of Wrapping Christmas Presents This Year

One Last Laugh Before the Afterlife

I Don’t Care What Political Beliefs My Friends Have

Put Your Shirt On. You’re Making Me Self-Conscious

No parent has any earthly idea what they are doing

Cage Match: Your Dad vs That Famous Person

How Not to Fish

The Canoe Ride from Hell: Misadventures on Staunton River

Flowchart for whether you should run today on a bum leg