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An Ode to Scott 1000

all out of toilet paper
Just kidding. Photo by Jasmin Sessler on Unsplash

An ode to Scott 1000 Toilet Paper, as performed by American glam metal band Cinderella from their 1988 album Long Cold Winter: Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone). An excerpt:

Do you want to see me beggin’ baby
Can’t you give me just one more day
Can’t you see my heart’s been draggin’ lately
I’ve been lookin’ for the words to say
Don’t know what you got till it’s gone
Don’t know what it is I did so wrong…

By Jeffrey Pillow

Jeffrey Pillow is an American short story writer, memoirist, and poet. He is the author of The Lady Next Door. His writing has been published in Urge Magazine, The Nervous Breakdown, 16 Blocks, USA Today, Sports Illustrated, TheBody.com, New York Times, Washington Post, and Richmond Times-Dispatch.

He grew up in the small town of Phenix, Virginia, population: 200, and now lives in Charlottesville with his wife, two kids, and a dog named Mozzarella Cheese. He is a graduate of the University of Virginia where he was a Rainey Scholar. This is his blog.

2 replies on “An Ode to Scott 1000”

I didn’t realize this was about Scott toilet paper at 1st. it’s a really beautiful song actually. I was apparently “ready” when it came to Scott toilet paper because I bought a 22 roll pa c k plus an 8 roll pack back in January!
I’ve learned a bigger lesson about having more food packed away.

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