The Purpose and Placement of a Desk

The Teeth on Aluminum Foil Rolls Are 100% Unnecessary

My Neighbor Bought a New Electric Leaf Blower and Is Currently Terrorizing the Leaves in His Yard As I Type This

An Honestly Funny Story About the First Time I Ever Voted In a Presidential Election

Don’t Follow the Leader

43 Lessons I’ve Learned In My Anxiety-Filled Yet Otherwise Ordinary 43 Years of Existence

Me and the Dog at 2:30 AM

The Art of Being the Worst Texter in the World

The Lone Reader

My Arthritic Knee: An Ode

That’s Correct. I Still Own a PS3

Summer’s End

The Text Messages My Mom Sends Me Could Be Its Own Netflix Comedy Special

In Which I Reluctantly Put a Spoonful of Sour Cream in My Soup

I Know You Can’t Live Forever but When You’re Ready, I’ll Be Here

There Are No Perfect Words. There Is No Perfect Circle

Oldie but Goodie: Thanksgiving Special

Wildfire in the Distance

The Day After Halloween: A Parent’s Perspective

Deer in Autumn

The Ear Hair is the Worst

One Last Laugh Before the Afterlife

Give Yourself Grace

How to Be (Un)successful