The Teeth on Aluminum Foil Rolls Are 100% Unnecessary

43 Lessons I’ve Learned In My Anxiety-Filled Yet Otherwise Ordinary 43 Years of Existence

Blog More, Hesitate Less

Me and the Dog at 2:30 AM

The Art of Being the Worst Texter in the World

Old Running Shoes

My Arthritic Knee: An Ode

That’s Correct. I Still Own a PS3

Summer’s End

Superman Ice Cream

I Am the Cardinal and I Will Not Drop In Until Everyone’s Gone

The Wildlife of Spring in Early Summer

The Deflated Volleyball

If You Give a Squirrel a Cookie

My Daily Writing Routine Is Out of Sync

RIP Coconut

I Once Ran Out of Gas Fifty Feet From My House

My Hidden Talent Is Spilling Coffee and Tea. What’s Yours?

The Text Messages My Mom Sends Me Could Be Its Own Netflix Comedy Special

Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool

Jeremiah, an Opossum, and a Litter of Kittens

Age Is Just a Number — That Keeps Going Up

Noodle

Her Name Was Daisy and Her Laugh Was Her Smile