I Once Had a Shadow: A Tribute to and Story of a Dog Named Mozzarella Cheese

A Concerned Father Inadvertently Opens the Gates of Hell By Purchasing His Daughter Her First Smartphone

Are Advice Columns a Crock of You Know What?

Someone Is Going To Be a Jerk Today

The Los Angeles Lukas

RE: I Was a Teenage Webmaster

The Return of Randomness

Scratching the Itch That Is the Look and Feel of My Blog

Everybody Needs a Little Time Away

I Left My Heart at the Vet’s Office Yesterday

The Purpose and Placement of a Desk

The Teeth on Aluminum Foil Rolls Are 100% Unnecessary

My Neighbor Bought a New Electric Leaf Blower and Is Currently Terrorizing the Leaves in His Yard As I Type This

A Friendly Reminder to Parents of Our Single Most Important Responsibility on the Day after Halloween

An Honestly Funny Story About the First Time I Ever Voted In a Presidential Election

Don’t Follow the Leader

Create a Smarter, More Personalized Smartphone with iPhone’s Smart Stack Feature

43 Lessons I’ve Learned In My Anxiety-Filled Yet Otherwise Ordinary 43 Years of Existence

A Thomas Thwaites Reference

I’m the Volume In Your F—ked Up Teenage Band

Punk Rock Lullabies

Blog More, Hesitate Less

My Brain Isn’t Working

Me and the Dog at 2:30 AM