I Once Had a Shadow: A Tribute to and Story of a Dog Named Mozzarella Cheese

As a Tall Man, I Hate Shopping for New Clothes

I Always Wake Early on Saturdays

Practical Fitness Advice on Getting Back Into Shape In Your 40s

Why the Movie My Girl Is Prohibited from Family Movie Night In Our House

Vernon “Mad Max” Maxwell talks Hakeem, Drazen, MJ, and a Young Kobe

An Unexpected Charley Horse In a Most Unexpected Place

A Concerned Father Inadvertently Opens the Gates of Hell By Purchasing His Daughter Her First Smartphone

Are Advice Columns a Crock of You Know What?

Someone Is Going To Be a Jerk Today

The Los Angeles Lukas

RE: I Was a Teenage Webmaster

The Return of Randomness

Scratching the Itch That Is the Look and Feel of My Blog

Everybody Needs a Little Time Away

I Left My Heart at the Vet’s Office Yesterday

The Purpose and Placement of a Desk

The Teeth on Aluminum Foil Rolls Are 100% Unnecessary

My Neighbor Bought a New Electric Leaf Blower and Is Currently Terrorizing the Leaves in His Yard As I Type This

A Friendly Reminder to Parents of Our Single Most Important Responsibility on the Day after Halloween

An Honestly Funny Story About the First Time I Ever Voted In a Presidential Election

Don’t Follow the Leader

Create a Smarter, More Personalized Smartphone with iPhone’s Smart Stack Feature

43 Lessons I’ve Learned In My Anxiety-Filled Yet Otherwise Ordinary 43 Years of Existence