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Bears in a hammock

This is pretty much what my kids do to me when I get in our hammock.

Two years ago, I bought a hammock. Save for the urgent care visit to rule out a concussion in one of my kids, it’s been a solid investment in relaxation. The video below is precisely what my kids do whenever I decide to relax in the hammock for a bit. With that said, my nipples are more photogenic. I recommend cocoa butter.

“Hey, look Johnnie! Mom is relaxing. None of that on our watch.”

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By Jeffrey Pillow

Jeffrey Pillow is an American short story writer, memoirist, and poet. He is the author of The Lady Next Door. His writing has been published in Urge Magazine, The Nervous Breakdown, 16 Blocks, USA Today, Sports Illustrated, TheBody.com, New York Times, Washington Post, and Richmond Times-Dispatch.

He grew up in the small town of Phenix, Virginia, population: 200, and now lives in Charlottesville with his wife, two kids, and a dog named Mozzarella Cheese. He is a graduate of the University of Virginia where he was a Rainey Scholar. This is his blog.