Text Messages with Friends: Power ballads, Foster’s beer, and pick-up lines By Jeffrey Pillow on August 2, 2018 — 1 min read Anyone remember that night at Sara Bader's on the front porch when Jeff Connor met the Australian girl and he said, "I drink Fosters," then laughed and said, "You know, Foster's: Australian for beer," and the Australian girl responded with, "Foster's is Australian for shit." More