Chuck Norris Has Officially Lost His Shit

By Jeffrey Pillow on September 5, 2012 — 1 min read

Broadcast from his apocalypse proof karate bunker (with self-sustained foliage), Chuck Norris warns of 1,000 years of darkness if Barack Obama is re-elected and/or if you do not order the new Total Gym for the low, low price of $1,995 in gold bullion.

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